Thursday, June 9, 2011

Hi. I'm Awkward.




















Just another ordinary day in my life. I'm gonna make my kids so proud.

xoxo

{Bon Bon}
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55 comments:

  1. ChrissyJune 9, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    i've had a crap day and that post just un-crappified my day. huge thanks!

    xoxo
    http://tinylittlehappies.blogspot.com/

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  2. The Hopewell HouseJune 9, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    This was hilarious! Sorry it had to happen to you, but love your take on it :)

    H.

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  3. Lauren CaldwellJune 9, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    OMG!!! hilarious! definitely embarrassing, but you'll be able to about it later? or now?! :)
    xo::Lauren @ tickled.

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  4. turn that frown upside downJune 9, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    Ahahahahahaha! Sorry to laugh but oh my sweet goodness! That just made my day so much better. And hey, you're married so who cares? :)

    Jess
    turn that frown upside down

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  5. jackieJune 9, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    hahaa so funny. even funnier is your drawing of it. this is gonna be awesome to look back on. ha

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  6. Jennifer RodJune 9, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    i cant help laugh although im sure it was quite the embarrasing for you. but at least you take such a light approach of the situation. how do you get these cute drawings done? lol you are quite the artist!

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  7. Lauren @The Little Things We Do....June 9, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    hahahaha!!! that's awesome! at lease you'll have fun stories to tell your kids :).

    p.s. your really quite impressive with that paint program of yours!

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  8. MandeeJune 9, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    hehe that is really embarassing but a funny story to tell! thanks for sharing!

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  9. choose to be happy blog June 9, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    omg hahaha!!! i love it!! PLEASE post more of these drawings, so perfect!

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  10. NikkiJune 9, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    Bahah! Any clue as to why they were hanging out with your wallet in the first place?

    Razors are so expensive sometimes I sit in that aisle forever and contemplate growing out my pit hair..

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  11. UnknownJune 9, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Whoops! Well, it happens, I guess. I won't ask why you were carrying around a thong.

    When I used to shine shoes for a living, I always had a huge bundle of ones. Every time I pulled it out and peeled off the singles, I felt like the cashier was looking at me thinking, "She looks awfully innocent for a stripper". Usually, I counteracted that perceived judgment by muttering something like, "I swear I'm not a stripper, I shine shoes. See? I've got shoe polish under my nails still! Look at my nails, damn it!!"

    In these situations, it's probably always less embarrassing to keep your mouth shut.

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  12. Sarah Frills4ThrillsJune 9, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    hahahahha! oh my gosh, i would've died!

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  13. Sara BJune 9, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    bahahahaha i'm laughing out loud at my desk right now. that's amazing.

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  14. Julie @ The Smitten MintonsJune 9, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    I love this!!! Your drawings make me happy! :)

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  15. Mandy KosterJune 9, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Hahahaha too funny! :-D! Hilarious! You really make me laugh!! X Mandy

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  16. UnknownJune 9, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    Um, all I have to say is this:

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

    You are hilarious.

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  17. Sabrina Says BlogJune 9, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    That is the greatest thing I've ever heard! Fantastic!!

    Sabrina Says

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  18. Swirls of HappyJune 9, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Seriously the best post of the week!!! You made my day and I loved this. Awesome and hillarious!!!

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  19. cazJune 9, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    You are totally amazing!
    Thanks for the laugh & keep up the fab illustrations~
    xx

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  20. RachelJune 9, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    OMG! ROTFL! I just found your blog and I am laughing so hard!!!! HAHAHA

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  21. maryJune 9, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Like for real? or like for pretend? Like for SERIOUS?! Ohhhhh my. We should know not to expect anything average when Bon to the Bon is on route! Absolutely hilariously embarassingly perfect! OH~ps, scoopback tees by Splendid. they r the softest cotton too! xox!

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  22. UnknownJune 9, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Haha at least you embrace your embarrassing moments! Your drawings remind me of hyperbole and a half the blog. Check it out, sometime. It's almost as hilarious as you!

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  23. Alexis KayeJune 9, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Oh my gosh. HAH! I remember in Junior High when I pulled out my binder in Science class and had a nice little tampon wedged in the pages. I thought my life was over.

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  24. KiraJune 9, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    You are pretty much a paint master, haha!

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  25. Young and FabulousJune 9, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    this is probably the best thing ever! lol

    i love that this was created in paint..that just made it that more awesome

    and dont you hate when your saving card only saves you a few cents!? GAHH!!


    xoxoxo

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  26. Alice' M.June 9, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    this=hilarious. It basically made my night.

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  27. Msz JelenaaaJune 9, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Hahahaha! You are so awesome! I am loving this post the most right now! :P
    xo

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  28. LC @ Old House NowJune 9, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    That is hilarious and you completely made my day. Keep up the good work... ;)

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  29. RachaelJune 9, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    OH MY GOSH! That was SOOO funny! I love your little cartoons!
    Once, when I was on cross country, I got injured on a run so the new coach gave me a ride back to school in his truck. I was wearing his hat and I accidentally kept it. When I went to give it to him the next day, I reached into my gym bag saying, "Oh here, I have something for you." and I tossed him my bra instead!

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  30. MeganJune 9, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Hahahaha!! Oh my gosh!! YOU POOR THING! I would have died of embarrassment!!

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  31. ShayJune 9, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    ...and that would have been my cue to crawl on the floor and DIE! ha. So sorry you went through that!

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  32. Mami en construcciónJune 9, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    BAHAHA
    this is hilarious!!!

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  33. CoryJune 9, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    I'm getting ideas here. We'll illustrate your book. It'll make a wonderful children's book.

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  34. BrissaJune 9, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    hhahahahha. i love your life.

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  35. Cassie NafzigerJune 10, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    OMG! Cracked me up!! I'm sorry, I'm a little embarrassed for you, lol. But I love that you find humor in everything! You're awesome.

    P.S. so, uhm...why exactly did you have a undies in your purse?

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  36. Amy @ AGirlCalledBelovedJune 10, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    no way! I would be mortified!
    Loved the cute pictures you made!

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  37. KellyJune 10, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    I HATE having to reach for things with my stick arms. Such a pain.

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  38. Jessica HollyJune 11, 2011 at 7:00 AM

    Oh my gosh. This is hilarious!

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  39. Some Korean Website HighjackerJune 11, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    you are a living riot girl! how did you make this incredible thing anyways???? it's killing me with laughter right now. awesomeness!

    happy weekend. ♥

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  40. DianaJune 11, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Bahaaa! That is too ironic! I mean everytime I throw something like that into my purse I am so sure it will never pop out but alas it sneaks to the top and jumps right out. Case in point: box of condoms while my students were learning about safe sex = NO SEX! true story...kinda embarrassing.

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  41. kristina@beancakesJune 12, 2011 at 7:00 AM

    OMG! that is crazy! i love your little drawings, they are too cute. i was actually checking your math, but i'm no math whiz myself ;)
    have a great rest of the week-end!
    xo~ kristina

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  42. Chelsea BellJune 12, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Bon Bon, this happened to me last week, but the questionable object was a tampon. I can't decide if the 16-yr old MALE check out kid was extremely understanding or totally grossed out? Because it will either make me feel better or embarrased...your kids will be proud of you and by proud I mean flash a smile at your face and a conspiratory eye roll at a 16 year old boy checking you out at the grocery store. Much love! mrs. B

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  43. A.June 12, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Oh no you didn't?!

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  44. Courtney BJune 13, 2011 at 8:27 AM

    hahahahaha!! OH MY! Hahahaha!

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  45. The Little FlapperJune 14, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Wow how embarrassing! I'm sure we've all had our share of mortified moments though. :/

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  46. Lorin FairweatherJune 16, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    That's one rough day. I've been out and about, only to realize there's a sock in my sleeve (thanks, static) or my shirt is on inside out. But it makes for a great story :)

    http://blessyourheartva.blogspto.com

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  47. Elizabeth @ Love Is the AdventureJune 21, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    L.O.L. That's right. It needed punctuation. I love this story! Please illustrate more. It makes me smile so big.

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  48. NicoleJune 29, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    That's so amazing!! Wow! I'm sure your husband was proud! ;)

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  49. NicoleJune 29, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    That's so amazing!! Wow! I'm sure your husband was proud! ;)

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  50. Laura NelsonJuly 6, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    your animations crack me up! This happened to me too except it wasn't panties, a tampon flew out of my purse when i pulled out my card! sooo embarrassing!!!

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  51. MichaelaJuly 7, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    This is way too funny. Holy moly!!! I'm dying. That's all I can think of to say right now!! hahaha

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  52. BrooklynnJuly 12, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Thank you for your delightfully honest and upbeat blog.

    a. venus razors are ridonk expensive. yet I keep buying.

    b. one time i was working out and underwear fell out of my yoga pants.

    that is all.

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  53. MeganJuly 19, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    I'm simultaneously sorry that happened and yet relieved to know I'm not the only one to have had awkward things fall out of my purse in a male's presence....such as tampons that have come out of their wrapper unbeknownst to me and other fun things... :)

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  54. SymbioticLifeJanuary 1, 2012 at 11:55 PM

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  55. SymbioticLifeJanuary 1, 2012 at 11:57 PM

    Hi, I'm new to your blog and so glad to have found you. First of all, I think we were some sort of twins separated at birth or something. I thought things like this only happened to me. I even started developing tactics to help prevent these incidents. Like, I got a special small red make up bag dedicated to carrying tampons in my purse. I loved the fact it was red for the irony and the fact they weren't loose in my purse meant none would pop out like a surprise party popper. Now if every item I carried in my purse had an opaque bag like that - I may actually get away with this stuff but I don't. To be honest, your post has just reminded me I probably need to go remove some things from my purse now....Great job at conquering Paint. That's no easy process. Can't wait to see what else you have on your site.

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