A Day in the Life

{me happy when me have food. clearly.}

We're house-sitting for my parents this week, and it looks a little something like this
{FRIDAY}

6:17 Daniel leaves for work
8:20 I wake up. Carpe Diem.
8:21 Check all major social networking sites. Carpe Diem?

9:00 Shower. Makeup. Clothes. Now I'm seizing the day.
9:40 I'm ready! Off I gooooooo.

10:00 Realize I am stranded. All day. Alone. No car.
10:05 No worries. A lazy day full of reading, blogging, and eating sounds divine.
11:00 reading: check. blogging: check.
11:01 eating time.
11:03 Staring at empty cupboards. Ahhh, that's why my parents left us grocery money.
11:15 Gear up for a few more hours of fasting.
12:18 Must. Eat. Something.
12:25 Polish off 1/2 a can of baked beans. Out of sheer desperation.
5:30 The last several hours have been a blur. Fast. Slow. Oh the hunger. Oh the inhumanity.
5:32 Daniel is finally home. I'm sprawled on the bed. A can of beans on the nightstand. Not a good look for anyone.
5:45 We are both indecisive about dinner. Stay in or go out?
6:10 Still weighing the pros and cons of our options.
6:27 Daniel gets distracted by ESPN.
6:30 I throw a pillow at his face.
6:31 Taco Salad sounds good to him.
6:32 Not to me.
6:33 Orange Chicken sounds good to him.
6:34 Nope.
6:35 I don't know what sounds good to me.
6:40 How about an orange chicken taco salad. with chocolate ice cream. can someone deliver that?
7:05 I am beyond. Just beyond.
7:20 Grocery store it is.
7:40 Finally in the store, pushing around a cart full of chocolate milk, peach juice, cookies, and avocados.
7:50 Wandering aimlessly up and down the aisles.
8:00 Over it. To Red Robin we go.
8:13 Parking lot is full. 30 minute wait.
8:14 I almost give up. Can't do it. A can of beans, Daniel. A can. of. beans.
8:15 Two words snap me back into reality. Bottomless Fries.
8:16 I can do this.
9:35 Belly is filling up with fries, chicken, and strawberry lemonades.

If you read this and it sounds a bit dramatic, well...it's cause it was.
And then Daniel had to run out and grab me TUMS from the nearest gas station at 1:30 in the morning.

Stud. Hubs.

xoxo

{Bon Bon}