Yeah. I might be the coolest nanny ever.
Not only do I build a mean Lego city flat bed truck,
I am also molding young minds. America's future.
Learning how to gamble.
Poker is educational. Numbers. Letters. Strategy. Competition.
We're hardcore. No juvenile games of Chutes&Ladders for us.
Yes sir. High stakes. All or nothing.
Honestly, it's more of a Poker-Go Fish fusion.
I mean, the dealer is only 5 years old after all.
The Jack magically transforms into whatever card you need
The Joker forces you to hand over all of your chips
really, we have no idea what we're doing.
and I always lose.