Hallelujah

{via}

By golly and the beard of Zeus,

I think I've done it.

The stuff of legends.

They said it couldn't be found.

Doesn't exist.

An old wives tail {concocted by a bunch of men in business suits running marketing campaigns}

My "holy grail" mascara.

Cue clouds parting, 

sunlight streaming through, 

angels playing golden harps...

all for this golden tube. 

of liquid

gooooooold.

{If you're a female with eyes and eyelashes, then you know how big of a deal this is}

Most of the reviews for this formula aren't too glowing,  

Which makes me think my lashes must be the only ones singing Loreal praises. 

Fine by me, 

 that means more for me, myself, and I. 

Until those businessmen realize that a Bonnie from Oregon buying 4 tubes of mascara per year just isn't gonna pay the bills, 

and they discontinue it. 

firstworldgirlproblemsrightthere.

xoxo

{Bon Bon}