Showing posts with label toddler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toddler. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Bean: 22 Month Update



   This space hasn't seen too much Bean action as of late, not.ok. The man is almost two, eating like a teenager during football season, and keeps us on our toes all the live long day. I try to snap photos and write each and every sweetly hilarious anecdote down, (This Fall: Instagram is the new Blog?), because this whole childhood thing is a BLUR! I barely have time to filter that face before he's off to the races again. 

   As a child of the late 80s, I have a baby book, some toys, special clothes, a few VHS tapes, and maybe 32 good-ish photos of myself from the ages of newborn-18 years old, to encapsulate my formative years. I'm also a 2nd child, so a few of those "photos" might just be hand drawn pictures of my face... 

   I guess following Bean in his moments of discovering life and the world has made me appreciate those fleeting moments. Even in the mundane. 
   He has a talent for making the mundane exceptionally exciting. 

   For example, farting in the middle of a quiet Target aisle yesterday morning and then loudly exclaiming, "TOOT!!!!!!" Just in case anyone was wondering who did it or hadn't actually heard the loudest fart ever in the first place. No shame in this family. 
   (Kind of reminds me of one of those "Convos With my 2 Year Old" YouTube videos. Reenact with a full-grown man...not cute anymore)


   His first memory might not be of that one rainy afternoon where we sat in a homemade tent full of twinkle lights, 
(my 1st memory is watching the Indiana Jones show at DisneyWorld when I was three. Seriously. The earliest recollection that my brain can piece together is a giant ball rolling after a Harrison Ford look-alike), 
but I hope he will always remember how loved he is. 


xoxo

{Bon Bon}





Bean is 22 Months old. 
This is what he's like most days: 


PLAY: Trucks and trains and anything with wheels! Books, puzzles, music, painting, sports, etc. He's a jack of all trades. A man's man. 

SAY: Recognizes full ABC's, Counting 1-20 (every time up AND down the stairs), points out several colors, loves saying names of things, stringing together words. 
Some new favorites phrases: 
"What is that?" 
"Where'd "insert name" go?" 
"There "insert name" is" 
"C'mon! Let's Go!" 
"Ready! Set! Go!" 
"Oh man! Awesome!"
"Ooooh, Nice!" 
"Mmmm. Smells Yummy!"
"How are you?" 

He knows so much. Blows my mind. When he gets focused on learning something, his brows will furrow and he'll ask you over and over to repeat something until he learns it. 
Example: Thomas Train Book/Bird Book. Names like "Skarloey" and "Kookaburra." Outrageous. 

EAT: Knows what he wants, when he wants it. Still loves meat, cheese, bread, fruit, pasta, etc. Became super picky with vegetables, (always a fan of squash, zucchini, potato, sweet potato, tomato, lettuce) a recent victory was telling him that broccoli are "little trees!" He will eat "little trees!" 

FAVORITES: DEEDEE!!!! (his lovey, I'll have to blog about it), playing hide-and-seek with DaDa, drums, dancing, (especially to Eric Hutchinson: "The People I Know"), slides, sandbox, tools, bubble baths, books, firetruck footie pajamas, closing doors, being "helpful," kisses, getting into everything! 

DISLIKES: Brushing teeth! It is usually a battle, right before bedtime, (How are kids so strong?!), sharing toys, (only child much?), if Dada or Mama hold another baby, (only child much?), when a train becomes disconnected and he can't fix it, (future engineer?), if his pants are too long, (that's a new one thanks to a summer full of shorts), and getting into his carseat.  








Friday, June 7, 2013

Giveaway: Sprout Organic Foods

{this message 110% Bean approved}


One of the perks with this whole blogging thing, is definitely the freebies. And while a select few fall into the c/o vacation and custom couture categories with their SEOs, I have happily embraced the fact that my toddler is cuter/cooler/swaggier than me and now gets all the free stuff. (and all the likes on Instagram, and all the emails, this kid gets emails. Next thing you know, I'll be on Toddlers & Tiaras) 

Our love of food though, is the same.  

A box of {Sprout Foods} goodies arrived on our doorstep a few days ago. 
The clouds literally parted and showered us with a combination of 80 degree sun rays, crispy chews, and yogurt bites.

Basically, we won the snack lottery and Bean has been sitting outside on the porch with his pouches of treats like Scrooge McDuck diving into his swimming pool of gold. 

Two Big (mama) and Two Little (bean) thumbs way up! 

...


Check out the giveaway below for a chance to win your own jackpot box and make a toddler verrrrrrry happy! 




1 Winner will receive: A Sprout Organic Foods Sample Pack, featuring NEW toddler snacks- all four flavors of the Fruit & Veggie Crispy Chews and Fruity Yogurt Bites. 8 samples total! 



P.S. Sprout and Diapers.com, is offering a coupon for followers of The Whim Wham Life. Good for $1.00 off the purchase of Sprout Fruit & Veggie Crispy Chews or Fruity Yogurt Bites. Promo code: SPROUTSNAX, coupon good through June 30th! 
Everyone wins! 


xoxo

{Bon Bon}





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Monday, June 3, 2013

18 Months: Speak & Say



Our "conversations" with the Bean are lost in translation quite often, but for the most part we have a mutual understanding going on these days. He's in that fun entertaining stage now, able to impress on command and make us look like good parents who don't let him watch looping episodes of "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" on Saturday morning so we can get more sleep because we stayed up too late watching the new season of "Arrested Development."

Most of his animal sounds were perfected six months ago, so the quizzing has moved on to a more cerebral nature of names, numbers, shapes, and colors...mostly involving trains. 

We are so into the train stage. 
And for some reason, possibly bought while sleep deprived, Thomas' {musical caboose} currently resides in our house. 

...


The List


Apple
Pear
Banana
Berry
Cracker
Orange
Cheese
Meat
Hot
Cold
Brrrr
Chair
Nap
Too Loud
Girl
Boy
Baby
MaMa
DaDa
DeeDee (Special Blanket)
PaPa
BuBa (Grandma)
Uncle
Auntie
{A select few family/friends names, etc}
All Gone
All Done
Eat
Go
Treat
Snack
Ball
Basketball
Baseball
Car
Stroller
Bowl
Movie
Toodles
Train
Bike
Bee
Blocks
Truck
Dump Truck
Sticker
Crayons
Balloon
Giraffe
Oh Wow
Bonk
Uh Oh
Oh Boy
Oh Man
Oh No
What's That
Shoes
Socks
Backpack
Candle
Cookie
Coffee
Cracker
Drink
Dirty
Clean
Thirsty
Bath
Bubble
Tractor
Toast
Water
Juice
Milk
Dinner
More
Please
Thank You
Hi
Bye
Yes
Stairs
Night
Cough
Diaper
Bird
Walrus
Dog
Duck
Bear
Cat
Fish
Leaf
Weed
Flower
Swing
Slide
Cheerios
Vaccum
Coffee
Nose
Ears
Eyes
Head
Toes
Belly Button
Kite
Plane
Toot
Crayons
Circle
Heart
Triangle
Star
Square

and, last but certainly not least, the fan favorite...
"NO!"



xoxo

{Bon Bon}






Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Seventeen


{I'm 17 months old, yeahyeahyeah!}



I must've blinked my eyes a few too many times since the Bean was born, because holy H-E Double Hockey Sticks this guy is like a real live person now, complete with thoughts, feelings, colloquialisms, and a train collection and everything! 

My lima bean is sprouting into a green bean, whomp whomp. BUT I am totally 92% ok with it. Really. 
Green beans (toddlers) are waaaaaaay better than lima beans (babies).* 
Besides the 24-7 lima bean snuggling, of course, because nothing is better than that.

Luckily, Mr. Grownup Green Bean still is quite snuggly and still is very much so the finders-keepers of Mama, (so, I guess we'll keep him. sheesh),
meaning, he loves me, and needs me, and must have me RIGHT NOW, and I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread, (Daniel is a very close 2nd, perhaps the greatest thing since sliced gluten free bread).

And he loves sliced bread, sure does. Especially with peanut butter.

He also loves dancing, yelling, whole milk, Mickey Mouse, anything with wheels, brushing his teeth, eating crayons, bubble baths, and the word "no," amongst many other things.

Another favorite pastime continues to be telling other children that they are being "doo woud!" aka "too loud!" (Even though he's being loud. We're trying to teach him what "irony" is. Also, "please" and "thank you")

17 Months going on 87! 

That's our Josiah "Bean" James. 


xoxo

{Bon Bon} 




*In vegetable and human theories. I DO love love LOVE babies. Don't get me wrong. But within that seemingly endless vortex of diapers and feedings from age 0-9months, when they must've sold 1/2 of your brain to the black market while you were in the hospital, and every day it's Mission Impossible: Operation Shower...and we had an easy baby! 

And then you think maybe, just maybe, that was a tiny smile. Yes. That was the 1st one. He actually knows me? He knows me! He thinks I'm funny! 
He LOVES me. 
Right? Baby? 
Hey, eyes up here. 

On the other hand, babies sleep all the time and coo softly in their strollers, instead of dumping applesauce all over your head and leaping out of their cart in the middle of World Market.  

Just embrace the moment. Whatever moment. Whatever time. 

It'll eventually make for some great wedding slideshow blackmail.  




































Monday, April 1, 2013

Whyyyyyyyy?!






{books we own}


{books we borrow}







My DIY project this week: 

Restoring valuable tomes from the public library to their original state. 

I'm thinking washi tape and glitter glue could be a nice touch...


xoxo

{Bon Bon}

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

My Cart is Half Full




{Shopping Before Bean} 
The fox fur could be an exaggeration, but I vaguely remember the styled hair as being a real thing}




{Shopping After Bean}
aka Harry Houdini reincarnated. 
Seriously. 
Our Vegas cart-seat escape show is in the works.
And I'm only 96% sure that's chocolate on my dress.





I used to naively chuckle at the frazzled mothers hustling their offspring through the aisles of...anywhere. 

(basically, any public building with shelves and things to grab off those shelves) 



My Target Retreat bubble of isolation could be popped by so much as the seemingly shrill gurgle of a newborn's coo, and I'd wheel in the opposite direction, 
clicking my judgmental heels towards the fancy-free lanes of life filled with things like, "Fragile," and "Look Don't Touch." 


There were many peaceful, tantrum-free excursions during those years among the land of humans who don't internally combust when they have to put a pair of pink glitter mary-janes back on the shelf. I'll admit that.

But, oh how those years were lonely! 
When I was all by myself, leisurely carting through without a care in the world...
Lonely!

With no one to fling the entire contents of my purse onto the conveyer belt for me. 
Lonely!

Or be the Thelma to my Louise in a Mentos pilfering spree at checkout stands across the state.
Lonely!


Luuuuuuhhhhh-Ohhhhhh-Nnnn-Eeeeee-Leeeeeeey

Funny how something starts sounding unreal the more you say it?

But until you've heard a 16 month old cheer you on as the basket gets filled with "NANAAAAAS" (bananas), "COOOOOKAHHHS" (graham crackers, which he thinks are cookies), and "BASthKKKETBALLS", (oranges/melons/anything round like a basketball), 

well, 

it's just all a bit unreal.


Especially, the love you can have for a toddler wailing in the key of firetruck engine through aisle 8 while you try and calm him down by singing " The Hip Hop Bunny Came Today" from the Easter episode of Dora the Explorer.  



unbelievable. 




Don't worry, I'm laughing at myself too. 



xoxo

{Bon Bon}






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*never go through aisle 8. Or whatever the squeezable fruit puree aisle is in your store.
**or the shoe aisle. Never.Ever. 
***Now I naively chuckle at the mothers of two, three, four, or more kids. 

























Saturday, March 16, 2013

The Bean Wears This

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 Sticky Cheeks: Jam on Hawthorne, Hat: Gap, Sweater: H&M, Chambray: Gap, 
Pants: H&M, Shoes: Zara




And this is why a "Baby Sartorialist," does not exist.

Dressing/documenting toddlers is like herding cats. 
Angry, apple-juice covered, striped sweater-wearing, nap-skipping...cats. 


xoxo

{Bon Bon}





Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Bean Wears This


Beanie: H&M, Sweatshirt: H&M, Vest: Old Navy, Pants: H&M, Shoes: Zara




We like to call this the "One Less Lonely Girl" outfit. 
Which is ironic, because there will, indeed, be a lot of lonely girls for quite a long time.
{He's not dating anyone until, oh, 2045} 


Especially after these photos. 
There's a hint of "smolder" in that last one.

Sheesh. 





xoxo

{Bon Bon}














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