Thursday, March 10, 2011

Glass Pizza

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An Ode to Wifery

The other night I decided to make one of our favorite dinners.
Grilled Chicken Pesto Pizza.
Easy. Simple. Done.
I could make it with one hand tied behind my back.
Blindfolded. Earplugs. It's a gift, really.

{However}
I'm clumsy.
The summer I grew 4 inches ruined me for all eternity.

So.
I tripped and dropped the jar of pesto.
No worries. I salvaged about 99% of it.
Out of the broken jar. Onto the dough. Into the oven.

{However}
My street-smarts weren't quite up to par that day.

Two hours later, we were crunching on some pizza.
Literally. Crunching. Tiny. Glass. Shards.
I can barely keep a plant alive.
Now, I'm barely keeping my husband alive.
Oh. Woe is me.


Happy Kitchen Adventures to you (and me)!

xoxo

{Bon Bon}

46 comments:

augustalolita said...

oh yum!! it looks amazing and sooo good!!

christine donee said...

Just. Died. Laughing. Thank you so much for sharing and giving me a smile before I head of to bed. :)

And careful chewing!

xoxo
Christine

Rissy said...

haha awww well what's most important is that you tried right?
My mom bit into glass TWICE at in one sitting at a restaurant... free dinner... scary stuff though!

tickled. said...

oh gosh! the pizza still looks amazing though! :)

xo! Lauren @ tickled.

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Shannon said...

ahhhh that pizza looks so delish!

Jen said...

OMG...that sounds like something I would do! I once accidently dropped whole bottle of oregano into veggies and tried to feed it to my hubby like nothing was wrong! Sick! The pizza does look really good!

Sympathy for The Devil said...

...why does everyone call you bon bon?

Amylou said...

Ohmygoodness! Glad you guys are ok. I know I've done so many crazy things when I try to cook. My hubs is actually much better than me.
Thanks for your sweet comment on my vlog! I agree I'm loving them too. So fun!
Glad to be following!

Julie said...

Haha too funny! I would do the same thing! That's why I kind of gave up cooking....whoops!

Liesl @ FabulousFashions4SensibleStyle said...

That looks beyond DIVINE!!! My fiance loves pesto and we both really like to make our own pizzas so I think I might have to try a chicken pesto one...YUM!

Liesl :)

Sam {fitnessfoodandfaith.blogspot.com} said...

hahaha, oh no! i've had so many kitchen fails...all part of the journey :)

Nikki said...

YUM! Will you be my wife? I left my Husband a recipe and 4 different dinner ideas for tonight. We'll see how he does ;)

Cydney said...

Scary? or Hilarious? I can't decide. But you're precious, all the same.

TB said...

That...is not safe.

Kelley @ Kelley Maria said...

NO! I'm sorry, but your story did make me laugh a little. Good story and good life lesson :)

brittany said...

i for sure have these kitchen moments, too. but isn't pesto so worth it? i think so!

jillian :: cornflake dreams. said...

that pizza sounds ahhmazing (ya know w/out the glass). glad you two survived :) xoxo jcd :: cornflake dreams

Sarah said...

oh man! this has happened to us a lot too!

Jennifer said...

Bahahaha! So funny. I'm incredibly clumsy too. The other night I dropped my freshly baked HOMEMADE chicken pot pie all over the floor. My hubs came home to a pot pie covered wife...very sad...and no supper.

Oh kitchen adventures!

Jennifer said...

Bahahaha! So funny. I'm incredibly clumsy too. The other night I dropped my freshly baked HOMEMADE chicken pot pie all over the floor. My hubs came home to a pot pie covered wife...very sad...and no supper.

Oh kitchen adventures!

Monique said...

This is one of those things where you think "Yes! No one saw me to that" then all of a sudden you're chewing on evidence. Love this post. Very funny!

Mariel Torres said...

oh yummy! I can't wait to start my very own kitchen adventure ;)

Sophie said...

hahah omg! this is totally something i would do too. it looks amazing though. and i love your blog! so happy i found it, i am following x

Anna said...

LOL oh my goodness. Hope you didn't crunch down on any big pieces! Glad I'm not the only one who struggles in this department.

Sara Shoemaker said...

I love the whole feel of your blog! And especially the cute header. Hey at least you're cooking for your husband..I have zero talent in the kitchen! I'm sure it was still delicious :)

Antoinette said...

This looks absolutely Delish! You have inspired me for tomorrow nights dinner!


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Michelle said...

YUM!!! That looks amazing! I'd love some right now ;)

Kylee. said...

Oh sad! It looks so yummy though! I here that presentation is almost more important than taste. I'm sure it tasted amazing too- minus the lovely glass sprinkles

April Rowell said...

Thanks for your comment! This story is hilarious! (but only if your stomachs aren't shredded up) if so, please get well soon :)

Sarah Nicole said...

this is too funny! hope your stomachs didn't get hurt! :]

Cecilia Warner said...

thanks for commenting on my blog ^-^

that pizza looks delicious btw.

i LOVE your blog.

following.

<3 cec

Megan said...

Oh my gosh, BON BON! This sounds like something I would do!! So glad y'all still have tongues! : )

A girl with a smile said...

awwww..yumm..num num num

Cole said...

Oh goodness, that is too funny. I've been clumsy as heck lately! Dropped a pot of melted butter this morning :(

Bailey Schneider said...

Hahaha! Oh dear. I am so clumsy too. I'm the girl who trips UP stairs!!
I'm sure your husband appreciated the effort ... sure looked yum!

Thanks for stopping my blog and I hope you'll become a regular ;)
xoxo

Bridget said...

that is terrible and kinda hilarious...but hey the pizza looks good.

Peace of Pie said...

I love your blog! I love the lay out. so unique! You have a new follower :)

Lynn said...

Hmmm that looks so yummy!
Thanks for the sweet comment on my blog, really appreciate it. Food styling and photography is the thing i would like to do when i'm done with my study food design :).
Great blog you have by the way, so i'm following ;)
X

marissa said...

haha that was so cute! i break EVERYTHING i can't even count how many glasses and dishes...i swear it's the drying rack's fault.
xoxo
marissa from the boot

-Kelsey said...

hahaha that is hilarious!!
I've had several slip ups as a newly wed as well :/

bebe bird beck said...

bahahaha. You're amazing.

Anna said...

Bahahhaa this is great.

"I can barely keep a plant alive.
Now, I'm barely keeping my husband alive." I laughed out loud at this. I am so with you!

Tang said...

Haha, I was just gonna say that pizza looks so good!... minus the glass.

Hot Pink Combat Boots said...

I wasn't even hungry until I saw this. Looks delicious!

Rachael said...

I hope I never, ever remember this post while in class. Cuz I'd start snorting. You are hilarious.

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